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"Most folks are about as happy as they make their minds up to be."
 ...all Abraham Lincoln quotes
"True friends are families which you can select."
...all Audrey Hepburn quotes
"Your worst enemy could be your best friend, and your best friend your worst enemy."
 ...all Bob Marley Quotes
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"You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection."
...all Buddah quotes

"I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand."
...all Confucius quotes

"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."
...all Dr. Seuss quotes
"Love is the only flower that grows and blossoms without the aid of the seasons." 
...all Khalil Gibran quotes
"We need to be the change we wish to see in the world."
...all Mahatma Gandhi quotes
"A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesnt believe, and leaves before she is left." 
...all Marilyn Monroe quotes
"Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."
...all Mark Twain quotes 
"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."
 ...all Martin Luther King quotes
"I've learned that making a "living" is not the same thing as making a "life."" 
...all Maya Angelou quotes
"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." 
...all Ralph Waldo Emerson quotes
"In three words I can sum up what I've learned about life: It goes on."
...all Robert Frost quotes
"Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far." 
...all Theodore Roosevelt quotes
"Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them."
...all William Shakespeare quotes
"The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes."
...all Winston Churchill quotes
"You can get everything in life you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want." 
...all Zig Ziglar quotes

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